Guys Are Unserious

I found myself at a party (that wasn’t for children), as a single person, for the first time since I was 16.  The drinks were flowing, the music was popping, and the games had begun.  Several hours into the party and right about at the time I knew I should probably quit and head home, I started talking to a guy.  I could tell he was young, but what the heck, I’m happily tipsy and I’m single and he’s pretty cute.

We continued to chat and were both smiling at each other.  I eventually figured out that he was an employee of the party host.  So, I asked the host, “is this dude cool?” to which he responded, “oh yeah, he loves a cougar”.  I’m not sure I’m cougar per se, but okay.

He did have a friend with him who kept trying to steer him away, but honestly, I didn’t care.  I asked if he had a girlfriend or something and he said no, he came with that friend, and they didn’t want him to leave without them.  Fair enough.  I asked him if he wanted to come meet my pets… wink wink.  He obliged and let his friend know he would be back since I didn’t live far.

We got to my house and after I let my dogs out things escalated very quickly, and we were upstairs before I could even catch my breath.  I was kind of excited to be with someone so young, but I was getting ahead of myself.

Very quickly, we found ourselves without our clothes and I asked him if he had a condom.  Like most men, the answer was no.  So, I reached for the drawer and said, “I only have Magnums”.  He responded with “damn, my dick isn’t that big.”  I told him to hold the base, and we’d make it work.  Well, yikes, I thought a young guy would have some stamina, but the second I touched my breasts he blew his load.  He was so embarrassed and kept apologizing and saying, “you just touched your tits and I couldn’t even…” Okay dude.  I told him it was not a big deal, but he still proceeded to basically run out of my house.

I stayed in my bed and locked the door with my phone the moment he closed it behind him.  How hard is it to get a good lay?  Over the next few months, I would find my answer.  Very hard.